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November 29 2011
I GAVE THAT BITCH A SUNSET.
BITCHES LOVE SUNSET’S
I AM NOW A SEAGULL.
November 28 2011
OK GOOD PRICES! BOUDOIR ONLY.
THOSE OVER 38 YEARS OF AGE, OR 110 POUNDS NEED NOT APPLY. Asians are preferred.
November 23 2011
Hey! grab someone and throw up a sign.
November 21 2011
My first paid wedding, too bad I couldn’t get anything but tenso-ables and pictures that shout “O shit, i done goof’d.”
November 14 2011
Shop lifters at wal-mart.
November 12 2011
Every time I see an awkward ugly chick. Every time.
(Source: needybaby, via kholendx78)
November 10 2011
Am I the only one who thinks this could be picture of the year?
November 6 2011
FUCKING DUCKS WOULDN’T EAT THIS SHIT OUT OF MY HAND.