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I GAVE THAT BITCH A SUNSET.
BITCHES LOVE SUNSET’S
I AM NOW A SEAGULL.
OK GOOD PRICES! BOUDOIR ONLY.
THOSE OVER 38 YEARS OF AGE, OR 110 POUNDS NEED NOT APPLY. Asians are preferred.
Hey! grab someone and throw up a sign.
Thanks mom!
My first paid wedding, too bad I couldn’t get anything but tenso-ables and pictures that shout “O shit, i done goof’d.”
Shop lifters at wal-mart.
Every time I see an awkward ugly chick. Every time.
(Source: needybaby, via kholendx78)
Am I the only one who thinks this could be picture of the year?
FUCKING DUCKS WOULDN’T EAT THIS SHIT OUT OF MY HAND.
